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Thursday, May 18, 2023

Softwarez, Hardwarez and Miscellaneous



In one part of the building, there’s a dedicated storage room for the IT Department. It was unlocked, but seeing from the accumulated dust sitting undisturbed on the top side of the doorknob, there’s 100% possibilities that the room has never been open since the day it was shut. Inside, rows of racks made of steel towering, filled with various peripherals that served their time for the company and maybe some of it are serving beyond their economic times. The room is quite large, but with such unorganized placement of the items inside, it felt crowded and small. A faint smell of damp with a bit of rustic-feel air filled the entire room.

d50 things you can find on the steel rack:
  1. Broken computer monitors
  2. Box of computer mice
  3. A broken CPU - salvaged inside
  4. A broken CPU - intact but damaged
  5. A broken CPU - exploded from inside
  6. An unusual looking computer mouse
  7. Box of harddrives
  8. A sealed box written above it - DO NOT OPEN, VIRUS INSIDE
  9. A binder of cds - marked SOFTWAREZ Installer” on the outside flap of the binder
  10. A binder of cds - “IT DATA BACKUP 19XX” written on the binder label
  11. A rusted lazy pod
  12. A box filled with phone holders
  13. A large fan-blade
  14. A somewhat VR goggles prototype
  15. A printer’s packaging box - empty
  16. A printer’s packaging box - heavy, but not printer inside
  17. A printer’s packaging box - printer inside, pristine but old model
  18. A broken printer - exploded from inside
  19. A broken printer - salvaged and pry-opened
  20. A large printer - old model
  21. A box of assorted cables
  22. A box of computer parts
  23. A box of salvaged chips
  24. Stacks of keyboards
  25. A box of floppy disks, cds and flashdisks.
  26. A large tv-monitor
  27. A shredder machine
  28. A server key
  29. Stacks of manual books
  30. Flashdisk with a post-it attached - “DURAHAN.EXE”
  31. A spoiled and dusty donuts
  32. A box of cellphones & flip phones
  33. An internet dongles
  34. A box of LAN cables
  35. A 1-TB external harddisk with post-it attached - “DO NOT TURN ON”
  36. A 1-TB external harddisk with post-it attached - “DEAD / SALVAGE”
  37. A broken external harddisk with parts missing
  38. A box of game controllers, marked “BROKEN” on the side of the box
  39. A box filled with rolled up posters
  40. A box filled with weird-shaped mechanical parts
  41. A large tool kit, heavy when lifted
  42. A large tool kit, light when lifted
  43. A box filled small rubber ducks, but with wires came out from their bottoms
  44. A box filled with variant types of microphones
  45. A mouse pad with a lewd image
  46. An anti-radiation screen attachment
  47. An old video game console - taken apart
  48. A box filled with powergloves
  49. A some sort of make-shift haptic suites
  50. A box filled with VHS tapes with a post stick to it “DEC 1994”



d10 SOFTWAREZ installer that you might find inside a cd binder along with its function:
  1. Cubicle - an all round softwarez focusing on providing employees fulfilling their daily tasks, such as making presentations, preparing documents, number crunching, notes taking, etc.
  2. MicroManagingOfficer - a softwarez that helps employees to add, manage, monitor and finishing their daily tasks down into its detailed manners, such as their feeling when doing the task, how’s the weather when they do the tasks, their ergonomic level, mistyping level, body odor level, etc.
  3. NoteNote - a softwarez for note taking that is so slick and minimalistic, it’s just a white blank space with a blinking cursor on it.
  4. Pomodomato - a timekeeping softwarez that will assess its user for their personality and habits then by using Artificial Intelligence creating a unique and personalized pomodoro schedule that fit with its user.
  5. Mr. Goggles - a web searching softwarez that helps employee to find anything they need and want with a cost of breaching and leaking of data where the softwarez is installed and run.
  6. BudgetWizard - a softwarez that helps employee budgeting their projects by cross-referencing their past projects with a help of an artificial intelligence
  7. Bartholomew - an anti-virus softwarez that helps preventing unwanted, harming and invasive data, file or another program inside the installed computer, with a small cost of monthly secretive injection of less harmful collection of virus.
  8. BacaReader - a softwarez for opening and reading a portable document format or any similar file, with additional features on highlighting, annotation, and read-aloud.
  9. Voice-o-Recam - a softwarez that focuses on audio recording that could create audio files with additional features: auto-generated transcript and vocal pitch changer that is helped by Artificial Intelligence.
  10. Typeorama - a word processing softwarez with artificial intelligence as main power driver that helps user with better auto-correcting, suggesting words and sentences, auto-generated document template and anti-plagiarism checker.


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